What do we have in common?
Martin Sinclair Edmonton Alberta Hainan China
Been looking for a part-time job in Edmonton in the off season from flying helicopters on fires. Just saw a video on YouTube where these guys are renting themselves out in China to meet the girl's parents. Girls are getting hammered by parents regarding getting too old and not having a boyfriend so they go online to find a young man to pose as a boyfriend and meet the parents. Seems to me like putting a band-aid on a fat stomach but if they're dumb enough to pay and the guy wants money, why not?
It gave me an idea for Edmonton. There must be a lot of grown children who are worried about their old mother whose husband died of a heart attack early and now the mother is all alone in that 5,500 sq ft mansion every day. I was thinking I could rent myself out to these old peacocks to meet their nosy, worry-wart children and get them off her back for a short while anyway. I could play the part of the younger gold digger to get them all excited, or I could do the humble, well-educated nobleman who is absolutely perfect for the old girl and get their hopes up only to be dashed to pieces when I disappear from the scene. But if I play my cards right I might be able to get the old peacock to fund a Formula 1 career for me. My reactions are still good.
What do you think I should charge? I have no idea what the market will bear.